A Very Unfortunate Sighting

Last night, while gazing out a second-floor bedroom window of my house, I had a very unfortunate sighting of my next-door neighbors dropping their towels and getting into their backyard hot tub. It wasn't pretty, and now it's an image that is permanently etched in my mind.

Karen and I were very worried when our neighbors recently purchased a hot tub. Somehow we just knew an incident such as this one would transpire. They seemed like the type that were apt to bathe in the nude. In the middle of the day!

Our neighbors are very nice, but a little odd. And one is quite obese. Not exactly what you'd hope to find while gazing out your window. Has anyone else had a similar experience? Any weird neighbor stories? I'm okay with skinny dipping, but only when it takes place in the dark hours of the night...